PSA: Cats Are Dangerous

And I've got the proof.

Monday night/Tuesday morning I awoke in the wee dark hours needing to go to the bathroom. Not all that unusual a thing. I stumbled sleepily from my bedroom into the bathroom, only to have the Naughty Crack Kitten From Hell aka Chico get tangled up in my feet, which made me fall face first onto the corner of my bathroom sink.

Ugh.

Cleaning up blood at 3 am is NOT fun.

So I ended up with a bruised and swollen right side of my face, swollen nose which was tender to the touch, and a really impressive split lip and gouge out of the inside where my teeth wento into my lip. Spent Tuesday at home on pain meds alternating trying to sleep with putting bags of frozen veggies on my face. By Wednesday things were to the point that I could cover my few bruises and go to work. Today, miraculously, the bruising is almost gone and the lip just looks like I have really full, luscious bottom lip, although it still hurts in places and is numb in places. I expect that will take a week or two to heal completely.

Just warning y'all: those furry little buggers really can be dangerous, so stay on their good side!

And no, I'm not about to post any pics of my face like this. Tuesday I looked like a Picasso - use your imagination.