Sweet Serenade

I was serenaded on the bus this morning by a gentleman singing that old romantic classic, Da Butt. You know it, I'm sure, we all danced around shakin' our booties to it in the late 80s or early 90s - it's been so long I've forgotten. It's just one of those songs that you don't hear for 5 years or more, but when you do, you remember every single word. And so did this guy on the bus.

I was too scared to turn around and see if he was actually Doin' da Butt.

Seriously, folks, I couldn't make this kind of shit up. It's some kind of surreal alternate world I live in.