Promises, promises

Ha! I gotcha, didn't I?! You really thought I would keep my promise and blog weekly, didn't you?! Ha, ha, ha! The joke's on you, then, because I'm a notorious FLAKE. A big, fluffy, soft, cold snowflake. Or cornflake. Maybe that's a serial flake (but definitely not a dandruff flake).

There, now you know just a tiny bit more about me. That should keep you happy for a week or so, right? Right.