Oriental sofas

They'll never catch on here. The Oriental Sofa is low. Like on the floor low. Which is fine if you're just lounging, lying on it and watching tv. But eventually you have to get up to get a drink or food or go to the bathroom or chase an errant furball or answer the door for your online shopping purchase delivery. That's not so easy when you're 5'8" with bad knees. And try sitting with your feet on the floor on the Oriental Sofa My knees are practically in my armpits. Try typing away at your laptop on the coffee table. Not easy. Not comfortable. Not at all.

These are all reasons why the Oriental Sofa will never be a bestseller in the US. I just hope the Cuz brings some bricks back with her from home so we can prop this bad boy back up to normal height. I'm tired of feeling like a cricket.

Oh, she's bring back deer meat, too. That almost makes up for the fact that she put Bianca in a snowbank out there.