How to outsmart yourself

• Step 1: Order much-anticipated, long-awaited beautiful new laptop computer at super deal with free shipping
• Step 2: Note that estimated delivery date is Monday, February 20
• Step 3: Realize that there will not be anyone at home to accept said delivery
• Step 4: Decide to have said laptop delivered to work
• Step 5: Slap self in head when you realize MONDAY IS A FEDERAL HOLIDAY and the office is closed.
• *sigh*