For that old farm feeling

Cruising through the craigslist ads for free pets, as one does (okay, so I got the new cat back in May, but old habits are hard to break!), I found this gem:

I have two very colorful and sweet miniature roosters. They are great because they are not aggresive and they are small, and you still get the rooster sound, although not as loud. Good homes only.

WTF? Yes, I'm sure all the urban dwellers formerly known as farm kids like myself are gonna be all over this ad!